Mr. John is it? Hi, nice to meet you. I'm nurse Bigbootay, but you can just call Me nurse Hottie. I see here that you've been having sinus issues for the past couple days? Oh dear, that's no fun. Thankfully you've come to the right place! Here We have just the remedy for this type of ailment and it's all natural, all organic and fast acting. you're literally going to leave today feeling 100% and back to your regular self, maybe even slightly better haha. Okay so Mr.John, you're going to need to follow My instructions, it's imperative that you do exactly what I say to reap the benefits of this procedure. I'm going to need you to lay down here. Oh they didn't tell you? The methods here aren't your conventional ones. This particular one was thought of and can only be executed by Myself. It seems I have healing properties between My ass. Yes, My ass. How about I show, you've been suffering long enough with this infection. Okay so I'm going to need you to take a DEEP breathe in...