That thing needs to go. I won’t call it a dick, it’s so fucking small I can’t believe it’s actually there. It would be better if nothing was there at all! That little thing doesn’t make you a man, it’s not useful for anyone else’s sexual pleasure, so I’ve decided it won’t be used for yours either. You have two options - cage it up or lose it. No more jerking off EVER again. Better research prostate massages bitch, because if you want to cum that’s the only way you’re going to be able to make it happen from now on! No more touching your little penis or else. See these gardening shears? They’e snipped through bigger, stiffer, thicker branches than that twig you’ve got. I’d love to test how easily they’d slide through your soft flesh…. and that’s just the nice way I could go about things.