Why the fuck are you still here? Gosh, I can't even smoke a cigarette without you bothering me with your presence! You stand there like a fool while I'm trying to relax. It's nap time for you, young man! Leave your mother alone, to feel good and smoke her cigarette! Why can't you just stay in your room? That's why you have a room! Gosh, from the moment you were born I never had any peace and quiet! It's you, screaming in a corner, or making a mess with all your toys, and now, even if you've grown up, you're still invading my personal space! Yes, I'm naked, it's my room and my problem, you don't like it, your room is right there! And by the way, learn how to look a woman in the eye, not at their tits! Don't you have something better to do than sitting there? Don't you have homework? Your results in school are awful! Or, why don't you try to find a girlfriend? On the internet! Don't you have tinder? Your mom has Tinder and you don't!?! Pathetic! Come on, find something to do, I wanna be alone! You're not good for conversation, you're standing there like a fool not saying a thing! I feel like the mother from "We Need To Talk About Kevin"... We should develop a better mother-son relationship, that's for sure. Now fucking go to your room, install tinder and start looking for a girlfriend!