I responded to an ad for a “nanny” to help your family on their vacation to the caribbean. The pay is a bit low, but aside from that, it sounded like a great opportunity! I show up at your house for the in-person interview and I’m completely confused when I don’t see a b4by anywhere. I even have the di4pers requested, in the exact color and size too! What is going on?! Omg this is so weird. Wait… you’re the who I’ll be watching on this trip, aren’t you?! OMG HAHAHAH! you are one of THOSE freaks! I bet you have the teeniest tiniest little pee-pee too! Wow, it all makes total sense now! Instead of being upset that I was “catfished” I’m actually kind of excited! I’m going to turn this around and use it to My benefit. Hell, I think I’m going to have my BF come on this trip too. We’ll keep you in your nappy and turn on some cartoons while everyone else goes out and enjoys their sunny vacation. Hahahaha… it couldn’t be more perfect!!!