Look, I’ve dealt with losers like you and you’re not fit for prison. You wouldn’t make it out alive. But, i guess you’re in luck. Not sure why my boss sent me in to talk to you, but he did and here we are. I have connections, you know. I’ve been doing this job for a very long time and there are some ways around the system... for a price. I don’t need your money, but there is something else you can do for me... You see, I haven’t had my daily laugh yet and you seem like a great candidate. Being the bitch that I am, I want you to jerk for me, yep, that’s right. But instead of having a nice, comfortable orgasm... I want to see you push your limits. And I promise you’ll be sore and horribly humiliated when I’m done with you. Better than prison though, right? Hehe.