Since you're such a little bitch coward weakling and are too scared to eat your cum - even though you desperately want to - I'm going to throw you a bone. What a failure of a man you are, that you're terrified of doing something so simple, so desirable to you. Pathetic. I want you to go to an adult novelty store and buy this item. Then, I want you to follow My instructions. I will have you sipping on your jizz like a cocktail at brunch. Pinkies up, spooge-slurper!