The only thing you will ever be having sex with is your mattress and your pillows. No woman out there wants to fuck you and you know it. I love using you for my own entertainment and you are so pathetic you are willing to do whatever I want you to. So, now you are going to pull out that trusty pillow and you're going to hump it just the way I want you to. Then I am going to instruct you to hump every single thing in your house. The floor, the rug, the couch, the table...