I’m making dinner tonight. A nice, fat steak. But, unfortunately, I forgot to buy steak at the store. Good thing I have a fresh substitute right here. You understand what I’m getting at, don’t you? You’ve had suspicions for a while. You’ve made little jokes about how I seem to be fattening you up for something, but always there was a glint of understanding in your eyes. Now here you are, ready to take your place at my table. Oh, don’t worry. I have no intention of eating all of you right now. Just enough for a couple of steaks. Yes, that’s right: a couple. Don’t you want to enjoy the meal with me?