Lauren Kiley and Ivy Davenport have to have a very frank conversation with you. While we are smoking together on the patio we discover how pathetically tiny your dicklette is! We can't even imagine how you masturbate, assuming it must be with tweezers or roach clips. There is no way a micropenis like yours could ever satisfy a real woman. The only use a desperate small dicked loser like you could ever serve is as an ashtray. No one wants to see your gross little cocknubbin. Even when we have smoked all the way down we realize that the filter is longer, thicker, and harder than you. Keep your gross microdicklet away from us - you're harshing our mellow with your sad existence.