Why did I go walking through the garden in these white socks? I wanted to see how dirty I could get them. I also wanted to see how dirty YOU could get, cleaning them up... with your tongue. I want to watch you clean up every speck of mud I just brought into the house. I want to work you all day, like my personal vacuum & sock cleaner. Why? Because I want to. That's why. For some odd reason, the nastier you get, the more powerful I feel.