Look at My perfect little toes! How COULD you let them get this way? See this little chip in the paint? Its less than PERFECT! Don't you love Me? Don't I deserve the perfect packaging for My sexy, delicious candy toes? you should be BEGGING to fix this! Begging to pay for EVERY pedicure! Payment should be in hand every two weeks, no questions asked! And why stop there? Why not pay for Me to get a fresh pedi every week? Don't I deserve it?