*CUSTOM* A Ch!ldr3ns Happy birthday banner? Mom, I’m 41! You got so young again? You played with my time remote, everything got 40 years younger! Go get it I'll fix this. That took you long enough. I look different? You're right! I'm getting younger too, we’re about the same age now. I don’t know how to work this remote anymore. You think you do? Hurry up mom! I'm turning back into a teenage boy! My pants fell down, Mom can see my boner! Don't blush, You’ve seen it before? Oh no, mom's watching me masturbate! It’s ok, i'll think girls are yucky soon, huh? None of those buttons are working Mom! Maybe if I stopped pulling my wiener, you could concentrate? Mommy my shirt fell down, it got all big! At least I’m too little to masturbate now, huh, what’s masturbate mom? Mommy you can't figure the thing out! You forgot all about my tantrum years? Not this button either, hmmm. Awww, you could take me to soccer practice again, fun. Huh? What's a soccer? Oh never mind, I'm forgetting how to talk anyway? I'm unlearning my first steps, how adorable! I’ll keep busy crawling around while mommy messes with the remote. You figured it out! This button turns everything old again. But now I’m so happy sitting on the carpet smiling up at mommy, and in my birthday suit too how funny! and you love being 20. You'll let me decide. Do I want to be a grumpy man again or stay a happy, silly B***? Baba? Ok, You'll take pictures while you let me play in the cake. My girlfriend will think i am so cute
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