When you woke up this morning, you were Archie Andrews- Riverdale's favorite klutzy boy. You went to sch00l and had a great day flirting with all the girls, like normal, when your girlfriend Betty Cooper walked up to you and asked you to meet her after cheer leading practice later this afternoon. You know she is just going to bring up her jealousy over your flirting with Veronica- you'll brush it off as harmless like you always do. Except this time, Betty has had ENOUGH. She finally has evidence of your disloyalty. She knows you've been cheating on her with Veronica and others. So, you know what Archie? Betty is breaking up with you. What's more, she going to convince Veronica that they ought to date instead. The thought of two sexy young cheer leaders is HOT- you could get into that! But, there's more. They've already been chatting about you... and they agree. You suck in the sack and your dick is PATHETIC. You could only ever be a cuck for them. In fact, Betty is sure that now that no will want you (why would they? B & V are going to tell EVERYONE about your tiny dick) that you will be quick to do whatEVER she asks of you. Even if that means sucking cock for them- maybe Jughead's dick? You're not Archie anymore... you're just Cuckie, now. **** Be sure to see Veronica's perspective from Luna Sapphire!