It's My step-mother fucking BIRTHDAY!!! Because this is basically a ********* holiday, you owe your "church" a big fat tithe. That's why you're paying so much for this scrap of a worship aide. Although... I suppose it *is* a day of celebration... so let's give you something magnificent to kneel before and worship. Worship My body in all of it's splendor while you splurge on Me... spoiling Me with ca$h and gifts.
