Starring Nyx Baltimore (Twitter @nyxbaltimore) and Don Baltimore (@undercoverslutx) -- My adorable little daughter Nyx just turned 18 and wanted to go shopping, as usual. She loves spending Daddy's money. On the ride to the mall she told me she wanted to get some "big girl things" at Victoria's Secret, and that she needed my help picking things out since Mom isn't around anymore. This, as a father, makes me extremely uncomfortable to hear that my little girl wants to "feel sexy" and try on lingerie. I don't want to think about it, I don't want to walk around in Victoria's Secret, and I certainly don't want to have a hand in picking out her things. I'm a sucker, though, cuz all she has to do is purse her lips and she has her way. She even swindled me into the dressing room with her, which is super fucking weird, and I know the ladies at the store were judging the fuck out of us. I love my daughter. I just want her to be happy. (just an out of character side-note; Nyx is my actual daughter)