Happy holidays! This is going to be one to remember. We're only a few weeks away from December 25th, so it's the perfect time to start prepping your Christmas meal! Of course, your meal won't be a run of the mill Christmas meal with all the tasty extra trimmings, no. Your meal will consist of champagne - your piss, a can of festive pet food - your main course, and one or two other festive treats. I'm keeping them a surprise - wouldn't want to give them away just yet. To enjoy your meal properly you'll need a few weeks prep time to get the full effect. I suggest at least two, but you can get away with just a few days prep if you're really pressed for time. The only thing left to say is bon bon appetit!