LOL- you are such a LOSER! The only thing losers get for Christmas is coal. No one likes you- no wonder you haven't been invited to any fun holiday parties. Nope, not you. you get to stay at home and jerk off with your lonely boy tears while EVERYone else goes out and gets wild. you'll spend your holiday being reminded of how incredibly lame you are while sexy girls like Me insult you... it turns you on to accept your truth. Embrace this, loser. Enjoy your coal.