Oh God. You again. And this time you've sent me the most ridiculous outfit I've ever seen. I've only put it on so I can laugh about how you obviously see women as romantic, bright pink Barbie dolls. You're pathetic. Not only for spending your money on buying me gifts and ordering custom videos, but for the fact you can't even really afford to! You have to save up, since your job is so menial and low paid, LOL. And you know you're never going to *actually* touch me, or actually even meet me, right? NEVER. But you know who *does* enjoy the sexy gifts you send me? My husband! Yep, he adores seeing me show off in the stupid outfits you send (like the CHRISTMAS present you bought me, as though I was your GIRLFRIEND or something!). He always laughs at you, we have a lovely laugh together at your expense. And then we have a marvelous sexy time doing things you probably can't even imagine. Because you're a loser. Ha ha.
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