I know you've been masterbating about signing your life away to My sh !t My ass but you're too scared. Boring. I'll seduce you into accepting you dirty filthy fate anyhow. Watch Me tell you how wonderful your new sh !t life will turn out- the human toilet life! I'll make your perverted human toilet life sound oh so glamorous. I’ll even cheer you on! Ill list all the perks & benefits that you ll be too weak to say no. you just need a reminder that’s it. You WILL sign what you deserve.