"Hi My Little One ! You are SOOOOO adorable ! Look at you !
Time for Mommy to change your diaper. First, Mommy needs to apply baby oil, baby powder, then the diaper, because you look so cute in that diaper. We wouldn't want you making a mess anywhere, wouldn't we?"
"Ok Little one, open wide ! It's feeding time. Time so suck on Mommy's boobies ! Keep your mouth open".