I had to sack my last gardener for inappropriate behaviour, he couldn't take his eyes off me, in fact he seemed more interested in my lady garden than trimming bushes. His idea of horticulture included looking up my skirt and generally perving over me. Now you are going to be different aren't you? I hope you're the type that likes getting your fingers stuck in something dirty, you know organic matter, fertilising pretty things. Anyway I'll show you how to trim my bush and leave you to get stuck in.