I've been trying to lose weight for awhile now. Finally I've lost 80lbs. I'm more confident now and I'm ready to speak up for myself! You've been sabotaging my weight loss this whole time! and for what? so you could get off to my fat body? Well sweetheart, turns out that I prefer chubby men! Since you so rudely sabotaged me, I'll be making sure that you gain at least half of what I've lost! That's right, I'm going to make you gain at least 40lbs! Though.. if I double up I can make you gain everything I've lost!