I couldn't find My slippers this morning. I looked everywhere for them. Randomly, I even checked your room. Lo and behold, there they were. Why were My slippers in your room? You were what? You were sniffing them? Why in the world were you sniffing them? You like the smell from these slippers that I have been wearing for about 10 years. Well, I have another question. Why, when I slipped My foot into the slipper, was it wet? I have a feeling that I know why, now. Were you masturbating with My slippers? You were. I'll tell you what. I can either tell your Dad about this or you can show Me what you were doing. Right here, right now. I'll even help you do it. Can you handle that? Jerking off with My slippers in front of your StepMom.