Your wine cork cock isn't completely useless... What is a wine cork cock? Well it is the thing that is suppose to be dangling between your legs. It is the thing you wish you could call a dick or cock. Sorry you missed out.. It's small, ugly, some type of mutation but never a dick. So it is to be called a wine cork cock. It isn't for any type of sexual activity but it isn't 100% useless. It is perfect to laugh at, for show and tell with My friends, and have CBT fun. Now let's play a fun game!