You know it’s almost funny, how you actually thought I was in love with you all this time. I have to say I am a good actress, but there were so many warning signs you just kept ignoring. All the guys I’ve flirted with and fucked behind your back. It was pretty obvious to everyone expect you that I married your for your big fat bank account. I guess I understand the whole “love is blind” thing now. You being much older than I, it makes sense you really wanted this to work. I was just going to wait for you to croak but I am growing tiresome of your existence. Don’t stand up darling. I put a little something in your dr..ink and standing up will only exacerbate the poison. I know you’re wondering how I can be so cruel as to dispose my own husband… but the truth is I will never have to work a day in my life and now I can enjoy your millions without your old ass in my way.