This one is really going to sting. My shopping list for black Friday is insanely long and I want everything on it. You don't expect for me to buy it all for myself and stand in those miserable lineups do you? Thats what you're for, after all. Your black Friday plans are now dedicated to me and me only. As I have a relaxing day at home, you will be going broke over buying me everything on my black Friday shopping list.
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