You've been talking how you'd love to spice up our sex life a little. I really wanted to please you with a new role pay game or a sexy lingerie set, but then I accidentally stumbled upon your toolbox. Honey, why haven't you tell me before you had all these toys hiding from me? The hammer, the screwdrivers, the saw! All of the tools that could be used against your pathetic dick! Surprise, honey, I still hate your dick!