Will Parks is such a walking contradiction. He's got those sexy nerdy glasses that contrast with his chiseled facial features and muscular body. But we aren't even focusing on that. Let's focus on that sexy long tongue of his. It's long, thick, and meaty. He's going to show it off for you. He licks his sexy lips and lets you look at the top and underside of it. He sticks it out and flicks it. Who wants to french kiss him? Show of hands?