What are you doing? Shouldn’t you be out having fun? It’s the weekend, time to get busy with other hot ladies. Doesn’t that sound nice? Oh wait, I almost forgot… you’re a shrimp dick loser. Even if you managed to get lucky and get a girl to bed… it would always end the same for you- being laughed at and humiliated for your tiny endowment. So it’s like you HAVE to stay home to save yourself the trouble. Some people choose to becomes hermits, but let’s face it… no one takes tiny dick men seriously. You have to be the most overly aggressive man ever to get attention. But, even then, you give yourself up because eventually someone finds out the deal. You do it because you are inadequate in the cock department. It won’t ever get any better for you loser!