Look at yourself. You're that old and you still haven't been inside of a woman? It seems like all you're able to do is deter them away. I think it's about time that you give up any hope that you've ever had for losing your v-card. You and I both know that you're going to be fucking your hand for the rest of your virgin life. All you need is your screen, your hand, and myself. Have you accepted that this is your sex life now? You're my virgin now.