Femdom, Jerk Off Instruction We both know what you are. You're an addict. Day in and day out its the only think on your mind. When you're at work you're just counting down the second until you can get back to your office, drop those pants around your ankles, and jerk. Jerk, jerk, jerk. Its your life's purpose. Most men spend maybe 10-15 minutes jerking off a few times a week, but not you. Hours on end you pump away, and yet its still not enough. All you want is more and more. And that's why, you truly are a jerk junkie.