You silly, stupid bastard. You think I traipsed all the way through the forest to see my grandmother, just to be accosted by some mangy wolf? I don't think so! Nobody eats me... without my explicit permission... you know what, though? I've got something YOU can gobble up. You can suck my cock as apology for this inconvenience. That's right, lap it up. Suck it like the faggy little sheep you are under that wolf's coat. Everyone in the village is going to hear the story of how you were foiled by a little girl and made into a sissy, dicksucking whore!