(You Really Thought I'd Suck a Small Dick?!) I’m in the mood to suck a cock, mmm. I just want to take your jeans off and put your dick in my mouth. *unzips you and pulls your pants down* Oh god…. *Laughs hysterically at you* Never mind. No way! That dick is WAY too small for me, I would never suck that tiny little thing, ew. I like sucking big juicy cocks, and yours is just pathetic! Don't put it away though, this is hilarious. I'm taking a picture to show all of my friends. Keeping jerking your small dick for me!