I gave you a chance, but let’s be honest: you’re not good enough for me. Your dick is small, you can’t fuck, you scream weakness and stupidity, not sexy and fun. But before I could break the news to you, you managed to fall for me and decided to introduce me to your parents. And mmm. Your father. What a strong, burly, attractive man. I bet he fucks like a dream. And now I have a reason to keep you around. You may be a terrible boyfriend, but I suspect that you were born to be a cuck.