Worshipping Me is the best part of your day. Don't deny it. I know it is. You're a lucky little pet today, as today I'm going to show you My perfect ass in a pair of yoga pants I got in the mail yesterday! Don't they just frame My ass perfectly. Don't they just make My ass look amazing. I bet you're thinking about what you'd do if you were ever lucky enough to be in My presence. Get on your knees and get as close to the screen as you can, pretend you're actually in My presence and try to worship them. Maybe I'll tease you even further by taking them off and showing you what I'm wearing ... or not wearing underneath. Then again, maybe I won't.