Well, I'm gassy once again. This time I'm ripping My stinky ass gas on a wooden table. you get to sit right in the line of fire and inhale all of My fabulous fart fumes. The sound of the farts on the table echo in the room. BRAAAP!! Breathe deeply. Each fart makes Me laugh out loud. I'm so amused that you have to breathe them all in. Take another deep breath in, slave. That one was bad. Ha ha ha! Now the whole room reeks of My farts. Uh oh. That last one might not have been a fart……