your father and I have some BIG news for you... W/we're married! Aww you look crushed. you dad thought this might happen. he told Me all about how life has just been so shitty for you and I know first hand about that, what with you being My personal loser slave and all. I know you were holding out hope that maybe one day I'd be yours but I'm just never going to be that desperate hahaha. Come ON, you don't have even an ounce of what I need in a man. you're not even a man. your dad? he's the full package! he has everything that you could only imagine having. Really this isn't all bad. Instead of lusting over the unfriendly Black hottie online, you get to see Her in real life freshly fucked by your dad HAHAHAHA