Virgin Forever

Oh, pet. Your poor, pathetic loser. I can see your shame from a mile away - that sad, little secret you try to keep so carefully hidden. But you can't hide the truth. Everyone can see it. One look at you, and everyone KNOWS that you're a virgin. A virgin bitchboy loser. No one wants to fuck you. Especially not hot, beautiful girls like Me. You're nothing but a virgin loser. You'll always be a virgin loser. It's your natural state: you'll be a virgin loser forever!