I will not allow you to spend this festive season believing a lie. There is only one god and she is right here! All of those people turning up to church to celebrate Christmas are idiots. Mary was a slut! Jesus was just a man, as weak and as stupid as you are. You will not longer be celebrating Christmas. You will celebrate me. Serve me, worship me. I can make you feel better then the church ever could. I will let you sin. I want you to. Be a naughty sinful boy for your goddess and stroke!