It's the morning after all the festivities have finally passed. Your family and friends are napping off their food comas and YOU will be doing a special slave task to amuse me. You're going to creep into the kitchen, open up the fridge... and FUCK the Christmas leftovers. I don't care if it's a ham, turkey, pie, cake, deviled eggs, green bean casserole, sweet potatoes, I don't give a fuck but it's the ONLY pussy you'll be getting this Nalahday season so you better enjoy it. Will your family find out? Or will they unknowingly be eating your salty load from the Christmas leftovers? Either way, you're a disgusting, food fucking pig
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