It's the holiday step-son so we're all back home for the holidays.... I didn't want to come but I do every year because I've been wanting you all these years... you were my bestfriend and I always wanted you to be with me, and then you had to go and fall for my fucking step-sister?! I'll suck your cock if you don't tell anyone I was smoking a joint in the bathroom... but.... I know i suck you off better than my bitch of a step-sister ever could - let's... run away together! let's leave all these boring people behind us and make a life for ourselves, i'll love you more and fuck you better than she ever could or would!
