There's nothing I love more in the giving spirit of Christmas than giving you freaks a piece of my mind... and a throbbing little boner. The only seemingly apparent, comforting constant in this jerk off instruction is that I am cruel, evil, and calculated, digging deep, making your skin crawl with shame and your face flush with embarassement as I amusedly berate you for what seems like an eternity. Isn't it so weird that you've been tingling with excitment, and fully erect this entire time though? You're falling deeper into me, your mind is becoming mine to mold and train as I see fit. You'll be a good little pet once I erase your mind and create what I've always wanted. A mindless, blinded little fool for me.