Thank you for coming into My office today. I want you to know that the IRS takes all fraudulent claims VERY seriously and we are looking into all the claims you have made. Let's see, what name do I have for you here... oh, never mind! I see we have an internet alias for you here... "ThotPolice", is it? Yes, I got you right here. Before we go further, just to be clear, you agree to go forward with your claims in order to obtain your 'reward', correct? We here at the IRS take our job VERY seriously, and we always get the BEST results! I'm sorry... you look a little confused... you *do* understand why you've been called in here, right? you *do* understand what the IRS is...right? Oh no, we're not THAT IRS... this is the 'Incel Rehabilitation Services' office. It's time to rehabilitate you.