We met on a certain arrangement based website so it should come as no surprise when you discover that I'm only in it for the money. Even I was impressed with myself, when you made me the sole beneficiary in your will. What may shock you is that I have been slowly poisoning you to speed things along, even though you're already kind of old, at least compared to me. But your demise is taking far too long so I take matters into my own hands (literally) to ensure I get your entire estate before it's too late. Say goodbye!