Look Fred and Shaggy, here's the deal- Daphne and I are SICK of carrying all of the weight. ya'll do NOTHING but cause trouble for Scooby and the Gang... not only that, but ya'll also suck as lovers/boyfriends. That's why from now on, I'll be Daphne's girlfriend, and She'll be Mine! So, while We're busy running the Mystery Machine and fucking each other into sexual bliss, what will ya'll do? Well, if you want to still hang out with Us, ya'll had better be entertaining! I Know! From now on, We'll coerce ya'll to suck each other off! Make you into gay lovers!!! Won't that be funny? ya'll had better do what we say, or else We'll have to expose you, just like We expose every weirdo at the end of a good mystery. you guys wouldn't want that! There we go! Mystery solved!