I sit on my big comfortable recliner wearing a form fitting red velvet teddy as I tease my nose with a fresh q-tip. I have toilet paper at the ready at the sneezes start coming more and more frequently, spraying spit and snot into the air everywhere! I take a couple breaks to clear out my nostrils then get right back to it, coaxing more sneezes out with every wiggle of the q-tip.