Oh yeah, my roommate went out. She’ll be back soon, just busy. How are you? Why don’t you sit down comfortably? You seem like a nice guy. You know, I feel like I should tell you... my roommate plans on eating you. She makes every guy who walks into this house a meal for her to digest. In the gut and out the butt. Teasing them of their impending doom, their disposal in the toilet. All that attention they wanted to give her, and they ultimately end up being a floating in the toilet. One of her dates, I had to clean up the aftermath. It was everywhere. He really had it bad. Their whole lives leading up to this moment with her, then flushed down the toilet. You may even become a piece of that sticks to her ass a few days. That’s pretty gross. That’s exactly what happened to the last guy. Honestly though... you seem like such a nice guy and you deserve better. Oh no, you misunderstand. it’s not that you won’t get eaten. It’s that you deserve better. Hey, don’t struggle. You’re going to make an easy exit, no worries. It’ll be nice. Well, nice as something like that could be.