You saw the title of this clip and knew exactly what I was talking about, didn’t you? Your tiny little dick. SUCH a disappointment to you, to every woman you’ve dated, to every woman you’ve ever—god forbid—actually slept with. You’re such a disappointment that, to save yourself from a lifetime of misery, your pathetic little mind has made it so you GET OFF on your inferiority. How shameful. Let’s see it then. Get out your disappointing worm of a dick and give it a little jerk. Make me laugh.