I love pets—the more exotic and nontraditional, the better. After all, any Mistress can snap her fingers and get a puppy at her feet, maybe even a kitty. But something like a pet pig? That takes a very particular type of person…someone just like you. What do you think? Do you have it in you to be my pet piggy? I just have a few things I want to see and hear you do first, to make sure you’re right for the role.