I come over to hang out and see that you've been reading that mind control book again. Why are you even wasting your time with that? You know it's bullshit. Look, I'll let you try it on me and we'll see who's right... The triggers you set are: Cat, Chicken, Exercise = Jumping Jacks, Strip, Show = for showing off, Drip = uncontrollably horny, Clapping Hands = instant orgasm, Snapping Fingers = slut mode engaged, Clearing Your Throat = uncontrollable thirst, and Coughing = emptying my bladder